1. To the person who came to Quench - twice - by Googling "How accurate can an ancient trebuchet be": did you find what you were looking for? Were we what you were looking for?
2. To the excruciatingly clever man in seat 3A on my flight yesterday: Yes, my harp case does double as a body bag for Gumby. Or possibly for you.
3. To the state senate of Massachusetts: Thank you. Well done.